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'Merica Energy™ Drink - Full Case of Victory
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$29.99
- Sugar-free
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
- **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy**
Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory.
The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a life of valor, ike spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda." In honor of ike, we've canned that feeling in a test. Enjoy.
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Take a poll of any 2nd grade classroom and ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up. Sure, you'll get an astronaut, a...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split History tells us that, before the Battle of Princeton, morale was low. The Soldiers, home-weary and in need of encouragement, turned to their leader, George Wahington. George...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Have you ever emptied a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, and American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkee, lit the...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory. The family...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split At this point there are more bikins than grains of sand on the beach and you're rolling around in bright neon board shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split The Sights. The Sounds. The time you asked Carry-Anne out and threw up on your shoes because you ate way to many funnel cakes and rode the...