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'Merica Energy™ Drink - Full Case of Freedom
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$29.99
- Sugar-free
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
- **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy**
Have you ever emptied a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, and American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkee, lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a '67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course you have, you're 'Merican
In which case, you know exactly what freedom flavor tastes like. Seriously though, it tastes like a rocket pop.
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Take a poll of any 2nd grade classroom and ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up. Sure, you'll get an astronaut, a...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split History tells us that, before the Battle of Princeton, morale was low. The Soldiers, home-weary and in need of encouragement, turned to their leader, George Wahington. George...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Have you ever emptied a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, and American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkee, lit the...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory. The family...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split At this point there are more bikins than grains of sand on the beach and you're rolling around in bright neon board shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split The Sights. The Sounds. The time you asked Carry-Anne out and threw up on your shoes because you ate way to many funnel cakes and rode the...