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'Merica Energy™ Drink - Full Case of Blue Valor
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$29.99
- Sugar-free
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
- **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy**
Take a poll of any 2nd grade classroom and ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up. Sure, you'll get an astronaut, a ballerina, a doctor and probably that one weird kid that wants to be a bottle of ketchup, but the most popular answer will undoubtedly be a police officer. What other job gets to carry a gun and badge, hangout with a dog that basically has superpowers, and legally drive 40mph over the limit!? That's why they are heroes. Also, the whole putting their lives on the line to serve and protect thing, that's pretty dope. And this, this is Blue Valor. Oh... what's it taste like? A glorious blueberry lemonade.
Ever been riding a snowboard down a Colorado mountain, two pistols in the air,blindly shooting off rounds while "America the Beautiful" blasts in your ear pods? If you answered yes, congratulations: you know what Alpine Pew Pew tastes like. If you answered no, then strap in, tuck your mullet into...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split The Sights. The Sounds. The time you asked Carry-Anne out and threw up on your shoes because you ate way to many funnel cakes and rode the...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split At this point there are more bikins than grains of sand on the beach and you're rolling around in bright neon board shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Have you ever emptied a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, and American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkee, lit the...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split History tells us that, before the Battle of Princeton, morale was low. The Soldiers, home-weary and in need of encouragement, turned to their leader, George Wahington. George...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory. The family...
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Exterior Dimensions: 17”W x 20”D x 26”H
High Visibility Glass Door
Energy Efficient
Fridge Only - drinks sold separately
$44.99
50/50 Cotton/Poly 8oz Fleece
Features convenient pouch pocket, matching drawstrings, and unrivaled durability
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