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'Merica Energy™ Drink - Full Case of Alpine Pew Pew
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Ever been riding a snowboard down a Colorado mountain, two pistols in the air,blindly shooting off rounds while "America the Beautiful" blasts in your ear pods? If you answered yes, congratulations: you know what Alpine Pew Pew tastes like. If you answered no, then strap in, tuck your mullet into your cap, and hold on. Because you're about to be blasted in the mouth hole with the sweetest citrus honeydew concoction ever created.
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Ever been riding a snowboard down a Colorado mountain, two pistols in the air,blindly shooting off rounds while "America the Beautiful" blasts in your ear pods? If you answered yes, congratulations: you know what Alpine Pew Pew tastes like. If you answered no, then strap in, tuck your mullet into your cap, and hold on. Because you're about to be blasted in the mouth hole with the sweetest citrus honeydew concoction ever created.
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